I asked my friend if I could play his baritone and he asked “is that a euphemism” and I’m like no its a euphonium and I’m crying I made myself laugh so hard
President Obama greets 107-year-old Richard Overton—the oldest living World War II veteran.
There has been a terrible lack of posts recognizing the Philippine Typhoon and that’s why I’m making this post. The Philippines just had the WORST typhoon in history called, Haiyan. Now if you have no idea about the severity, the wind speeds of this typhoon was about 250 mph, which is THREE AND A HALF TIMES THE SPEED OF THE WINDS OF HURRICANE KATRINA. imagine the damage Katrina did to the US, a developed country. The Philippines is a Third world country. Most of the people in this country live in SHACKS MADE OUT OF TRASH. It is estimated that about 10,000 PEOPLE DIED. Dead bodies literally litter the streets and are STUCK IN TREES. IF YOU GIVE ANY SHITS TODAY ABOUT FELLOW HUMANITY YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS. IM NOT ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS FILIPINO BUT BECAUSE THIS STORM WAS THE WORST IN HISTORY. GOD BLESS THE SOULS LOST THERE. My parents were seriously almost on the verge of tears and almost screaming. We didn’t lose anybody in our family, but it has got to hurt to know that the place you came from is IN SHAMBLES. Pls spread this if you care
I have a lot of Filipino friends and people I cherish a lot! If you could donate to the cause that would be great!
GUYS THIS ISN’T THE “WORST STORM OF THE CENTURY” PEOPLE ARE CALLING THIS “THE WORST STORM EVER”
Signal Boost this bitch!
hi friends it’s beast and i’m doing another giveaway!!! this time it’s a pokemon xy/general pokemon giveaway for reasons unknown to me, i kinda just want to do another giveaway because i love you guys uwu
date it ends: Nov 30th 12am EST
what you’ll get: pokemon x or y (your choice) and a pokemon kigurumi!!! any kigurumi you can find on the internet i guess. or, if i hone my kigurumi making skills, i’ll make you one personally!!! also, if you’re following me, you may or may not get a few extra treats from the japanese media store or grocery store near me ^O^
- you don’t have to be following me but if you do, you get extra stuff!
- 1 reblog and 1 like please! that counts for 2 entries
- no giveaway blogs please!!
direct any questions to my ask box, thanks guys and happy blogging~*~
Jason Jones talks to Gina Loudon, conservative analyst.
oh my fucking god
THIS ISN’T SKETCH COMEDY
THIS IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING CONSERVATIVE BEING INTERVIEWED
WHO SMILES AND SAYS “YES, THANKS” WHEN TOLD SHE’S BEING CONDESCENDING
AND WHO ACTUALLY BOASTS ABOUT REPUBLICANS NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE THINGS THEY EXPLAIN
THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT GIFSET ENCAPSULATION OF POE’S LAW I HAVE EVER SEEN
I AM OFFICIALLY 1000% DONE WITH AMERICAN POLITICS
Anyone who tries to argue that “the free market” is an acceptable system for health care is basically just arguing “I’ve never had a major medical problem or been without insurance, and I completely lack the empathy to consider the circumstances of anyone who hasn’t been as lucky as I have.”
"Obama no care. he give taxes. we care most. we give you nothing." -Conservatives
Jason’s reactions were so great because he literally could not stay in character. She would say something, and he would just start laughing. He followed up her free market is working statement with basically really bitch? And she was like “Yeah. It totally works.”
hey !!!! are you excited for the new pokemon games but don’t have a 3ds yet?? or you just want a cute pink 3ds?? well !!!!! i have wonderful news !!!
im holdin a giveaway !!!!
- one like is 1 entry, one reblog is 1 entry, so you have a maximum of two entries !!!!!!! (please don’t spam or enter yourself through more than 1 account)
- must have your ask or submit open !!!!!!!!!!!
- you have to be open to givin me your address !!
- you don’t have to be followin me, but it’d be super nice !!!!
- winner will be chosen through a randomizer !
- 1 pink nintendo 3ds
- some ds games i have layin around !!!!
- mAYBE some other things i have layin around !!!the giveaway ends on October 4th at 12:00 am (eastern time) !!!!if the winner doesn’t have their ask or submit open, i’ll choose someone else !!!
have fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.
I mean, I understand your concern. Hollywood is obviously white male oriented.
But are you sure he wasn’t just making the joke here that he’s been both an animated donkey and an animated zebra?
He wasn’t an animated donkey. Eddie Murphy was.
I love when white people miss a point so hard they reinforce it
you can’t make this shit up folks^
"Old people say they love their children, but they send their children to war. Old people never fight in wars. But they always start them. If they really loved their children, old people would find a way to resolve their problems.”
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
This doesn’t even make sense, it’s a fucking adjective it’s always gonna stay the same
you will be happy
you are happy
you were happy
This post has 100k notes. This is basic english people
HAHAHA. Wowww. Wowww.
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