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melongorl:

who is this how can i get in contact w him

bless the absolute fuck out of this post. also his shorts in the last shot. lovely.

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Posted at 6:40 PM 30 July 2014
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Posted at 3:29 PM 30 July 2014
Anonymous asked

What has caused you to hate men so much?

claudiaboleyn:

Funny you should ask! I’ll let you in on my origin story if you like?

Well, once upon a time I was your average, man-loving, non-opinionated, quiet, submissive, totally sexually available young woman. I loved the dudes. I can’t tell you how much I worshipped those blokes. I couldn’t even open a jar back then. Ah, the memories. I shied from the colour blue. I refused to step into a room that contained power tools. Football frightened me into week long seclusions. Don’t get me started on the horror beer brought on. 

And then, one night, I left my window open. It was hot, y’know? I probably shouldn’t have done it. 

But in flew the Misandry Fairy. She was magnificent. As she fluttered into my room she left a trail of glittering misogynist tears that sparkled like diamonds. She wore blood red especially smeary lipstick, the type that scares guys and makes them afraid of kissing you, to ward them off. She had beautifully hairy legs, hairy arms, and wore high waisted shorts (which we all know is the 2014 trend men hate). It wasn’t 2014 at the time, you understand, but she’s a fairy so I assume she looked into the future to find inspiration for her particular misandric look. She was also a lesbian. Because we all know how those lesbians hate men, right? 

"Claudia," she said to me. "It’s time to face your destiny. Inside of you is a burning misandric rage unlike anything the world has ever seen. When you wake up tomorrow, I want you opening jars left right and centre. Open so many jars that the men get jealous. Open so many jars that you and everyone around you are in danger of drowning in the contents. Keep on opening them. No matter what. Never give up." 

I was so shocked that I did not answer. It was the middle of the night and I was unaccustomed to being visited by such wise and noble beings. 

Before she left, she turned around in the air, her fluttering rainbow wings shining in the moonlight, and whispered: “Also, you’re queer. The Coming Out fairy was busy so I took his shift. Have a nice day.” 

The next morning I awoke and began to carry out my purpose. From that day on, men have trembled to see me. Occasionally they whimper “don’t let her near any jars for the love of God”, but most of the time they merely scatter as I enter any vicinity I please. 

I owe her everything. Without her, I would not be the woman I am today. 

This story is 100% true. You can quote me on it and everything. Never let anyone tell you fairies don’t exist. They do. And they’re raging misandrists. 

xxx

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Posted at 11:00 AM 30 July 2014

karadin:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

awesomesauce, particularly the Usflag hijab

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Posted at 9:16 PM 29 July 2014

sherlockspeare:

Toothless in 221B

This is the best mash up ever. That last one!

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Posted at 9:11 AM 28 July 2014

You never felt pain, did you? Why did you never feel pain?

god dammit

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Posted at 6:40 PM 26 July 2014
traincat:

These Vulcan family feuds are intense.

traincat:

These Vulcan family feuds are intense.

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Posted at 4:48 PM 26 July 2014
backwardsandinheels:

bvckyybarness:

businessinsider:

Graphic: There Are Now 50 Colleges That Charge More Than $60,000 Per Year

Oh hey #12…

i applied to one of these schools and i really, really wanted to go and my dad was like “you didn’t get enough financial aid. go instate and get hope/instate/public priced tuition.” and i am so fucking glad i listened to him.

Ditto. I wanted more than anything to go to the New School. As a state resident, I ended up going to Wisconsin and saving tons of money while, in all honesty, probably getting a better education. Price tag is not everything.

backwardsandinheels:

bvckyybarness:

businessinsider:

Graphic: There Are Now 50 Colleges That Charge More Than $60,000 Per Year

Oh hey #12…

i applied to one of these schools and i really, really wanted to go and my dad was like “you didn’t get enough financial aid. go instate and get hope/instate/public priced tuition.” and i am so fucking glad i listened to him.

Ditto. I wanted more than anything to go to the New School. As a state resident, I ended up going to Wisconsin and saving tons of money while, in all honesty, probably getting a better education. Price tag is not everything.

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Posted at 2:40 AM 23 July 2014

You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.

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Posted at 10:40 PM 22 July 2014

MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

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Posted at 10:39 PM 22 July 2014